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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6409 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3334 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3427 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.
Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.
Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!
