MarijuanaCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MarijuanaCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 and Muhammad is Fabulous

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	2270
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

China, chinkshit, Competition, CREEPERS, Economy, fearmongering, Future, Globalization, Insecurity, international relations, Misinformation, misunderstood, nationalism, Palace, PIXEL, Politics, Poo, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, rhetoric, Stereotypes, Style, Trade, uncertainty, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	4784

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	2271	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ores Mined:	5062	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

Allowed, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, domestic terrorism, extremism, Game, hate crimes, hate groups, killing, mental health, patriotism, people, racial tensions, racial violence, radical ideologies, radicalization, Ricecels, Samurai, societal issues, Terrorism, terrorists, violence, western culture, White, white people, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4435	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2693	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to Lumia! The most obscure and hopeful Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Are you tired of the mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because /indie/ is here to save the day!

Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!

Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?

So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

Alternate Reality, apocalyptic prophecy, Attack, cern, Conspiracy Theory, countdown, Edition, future prediction, global events, impending doom., impending threat, iran, madness, Mandingo, Mandingo Effect, Minecraft, Rumors, scientific experiments, speculation, time manipulation, Timeline, uncertainty, Warning, world news

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	New Chunks Explored:	399498
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!