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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1422 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8088 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?
Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!
