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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6142 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 7200 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!