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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6735 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
