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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 540 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3374 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!