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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2955 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 215 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
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