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EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	8363	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	620
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Votes:	9124
Dragon Eggs Found:	8316	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	98
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	559743	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!