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BlockButtAdventures

adventurous sex, anal health, anal hygiene, anal play, anal play safety, anal pleasure, anal sex, anal toys, BlockButtAdventures, butt stuff, Curiosity, discomfort, embarrassing moments, experimentation, fetish, Intimate Experiences, kink, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, sexual exploration, taboo

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4063	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5935	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2909
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!