map hypixel Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	240
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	5934

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	2718	Chimeras Created:	3

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3973	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Mines Excavated:	3744	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6920	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Votes:	653	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!