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Crafty Cartographer Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Votes:	9884	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you unlimited potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of finding the elusive Unicorn Pig, rumored to fart rainbows and grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to potatoes or rainbows, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Park Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Animals Bred:	182
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9124
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and cows dance.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to prank each other and pull off epic trolling stunts. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Oil ers Minecraft SMP Over

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of epic battles against giant oilers who are trying to take over the server with their oily ways. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground oil wrestling ring where players can duke it out for the title of Oiliest Player. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the oily madness begin!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Emeralds Found:	1185
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2597	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Love Letters Sent:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

OuchieMcSMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	4683

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	910271
Zombie Dances:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	7473	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.