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lol imagine if narendra modi had to turn to minecraft to cope with his election loss. he joins our server and starts building statues of himself everywhere, but then realizes he can’t grief because we have strict rules against that. so he starts a political party within the server and campaigns for virtual votes, promising free diamonds for all. join our server for a chance to witness the virtual political drama unfold! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to debate with modi himself in the chat. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see where it takes you!
hey u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!
imagine this: u spawn in and BOOM u r in a rocket ship! yea, we got a SpaceX Starship in our server cuz why not? u can launch urself into space and build ur own galactic empire up there!
we got the most powerful rocket in the world, like seriously it can take u to the moon in seconds! u can take epic selfies with the earth in the background, like u r an actual astronaut or something!
Flight 4 test? pshhh we do that every day! our rocket is so reliable, it never crashes or explodes or anything! u can trust us, we r professionals (not really but who cares)!
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so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, this server is literally from space, dude! like, astronomers are all scratching their heads tryna figure out this weird radio signal that’s comin’ from the server. they’re like, “yo, this signal is like from pulsars but it’s showin’ up every 54 minutes, bro!”
join this server and u can be a part of the mystery, man! maybe u’ll find aliens or some crazy space treasure. or maybe u’ll just build a sick space base and chill with ur homies. who knows, bro? the possibilities are endless on this wacky server from outer space. so come on, join us and let’s explore the unknown together! 🚀🌌👽
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to bully you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike Mrs. A in the story above! Join us and never worry about being forced to read aloud in front of the whole class just to get an early break. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with speech impediments like Jack. Plus, we have a strict no “power-tripping bully” policy, so you can game in peace without fear of abusive language from our staff. Come join us and experience a world where everyone is respected and valued, just like you deserve!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us and learn some hygiene tips that will make your character smell like a field of daisies.
Are you tired of running out of toilet paper and having to resort to using leaves or your pet cat? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual toilet paper for all your bathroom needs! Join us and never worry about wiping again!
lol imagine if narendra modi had to turn to minecraft to cope with his election loss. he joins our server and starts building statues of himself everywhere, but then realizes he can’t grief because we have strict rules against that. so he starts a political party within the server and campaigns for virtual votes, promising free diamonds for all. join our server for a chance to witness the virtual political drama unfold! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to debate with modi himself in the chat. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see where it takes you!
come join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and diamonds. if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. our community is full of crazy players who build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on dis server. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, this server is literally from space, dude! like, astronomers are all scratching their heads tryna figure out this weird radio signal that’s comin’ from the server. they’re like, “yo, this signal is like from pulsars but it’s showin’ up every 54 minutes, bro!”
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