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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8129 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 251 | Magic Items Found: | 3481 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!