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Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

1.20.5, Disgusting, disgusting faggots, disgusting faggots on earth, Earth, Eat shit, everyone else, Explorers, Faggots, Life, Live, Lost, my life, objectively unfair, own life., robbed, robbed me, shit eating, shit eating faggots, UNFAIR, wanted, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3149	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	251	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2849
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6085
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Villages Defended:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Farms Harvested:	718
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7601	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!