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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Votes: | 2159 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 898 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves mysterious messages in the chat. Can you decipher its cryptic clues and uncover the secrets of our world?
2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
3. Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that can only be wielded by the chosen one. Will you be the one to claim this powerful weapon and become the ultimate warrior?
4. Every full moon, the trees on our server come to life and start dancing. Join us for our monthly tree rave and boogie down with the enchanted foliage.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.
