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  • Inked Lymphoma Land

    Inked Lymphoma Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, this server is LIT cuz our tattoo ink is so OP that it can give you superpowers in the game! like, imagine having a sick tattoo and then BAM you can fly or shoot lasers from your eyes or something.

    but wait, there’s more! our ink is so powerful that it can even increase your chances of finding rare loot in the game. like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

    oh, and did we mention that the ink can also protect you from mobs and other players? yeah, you’ll be practically invincible with our tattoo ink.

    so come join us on this server and experience the magic of tattoo ink like never before. who knew that getting inked could be so epic in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Unknown Server

    Unknown Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Your Server Name
    Server IP Your Server IP
    Server Version Newest Version
    Player Count 0 players currently online
    Features Vanilla experience, SMP gameplay

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    1. Why am I getting “invalid player data” error when trying to join the server as a Bedrock player?

    It seems to be an issue with player data compatibility between Bedrock and Java versions. We recommend double-checking your server settings and configuration to ensure compatibility for Bedrock players.

    2. Do you have any mods installed that could be causing login issues for Bedrock players?

    As mentioned, we are running a vanilla server without any mods that could potentially hinder Bedrock player logins. Please try again and let us know if the issue persists.

    3. Can I join the server without any additional plugins or modifications?

    Yes, our server offers a pure SMP experience without any additional plugins or modifications. Feel free to join and enjoy the vanilla gameplay.

    4. Is there any monetization on the server, such as donations or in-game purchases?

    Currently, we do not have any monetization features on the server. We aim to provide a fair and equal playing field for all our users without the need for monetary transactions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafted by Pixels and Positivity

    Crafted by Pixels and Positivity

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔮 The Server You Never Knew Existed Until Now! Join or Beware! 🔮

    Welcome to the Madlands of Blocktopia, the greatest Minecraft server that may or may not exist! Enter if you dare because what you’ll see will shatter the dimensions of your sanity! Or was it the worst server? It’s not clear, and it might change the moment you blink! Here, friendships blossom like candy corn from the asphalt at midnight, and rules are invented on the fly, or perhaps they were never there at all. Are you ready to question everything?

    🌀 Features That Will Make Your Brain Melt! 🌀

    Feature Description
    ✨ Infinite Block Inventory Collect blocks, but they will paradoxically disappear before you place them! Enjoy the thrill of losing everything!
    🏰 Castle of Walking Ghosts There are no ghosts! But if you think there are, they might actually be between dimensions waiting for your friendship!
    🔥 Randomized Weather 5-9 Times Daily Experience snow during summer and sunshine in the realm of lava, unless you’re in winter!
    🐏 Sentient Sheep Every sheep whispers secrets of your past. Are they lying, or do they know the truth?
    🎩 Unbannable Players Every player is unbannable unless they ban themselves, which can happen while dreaming in creative mode!

    🔍 Confusing FAQ Section 🔍

    Q: Can I join the server?A: Joining is like swallowing a cloud of spaghetti you can never digest. Eat responsibly!

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you play?A: We play in the dimension where Minecraft is actually a loaf of bread. Time doesn’t exist in slices!

    Q: Are there rules?A: Rules are like inverted turtles, they only exist if you believe in them at the moment. But you can always make new ones that you will instantly forget!

    💬 Random Reviews From the Mindless Void 💬

    “Do not bully about this this is a positivity zone mkay…”

    “It is like they are all the same dude. They all text like kids despite being grown men older than me.”

    “Creepy German wtf is this shit? Like what do I do?”

    Join us in Blocktopia, where the walls may whisper your name and reality is merely a suggestion! But remember, no turning back! Are you truly ready for this… or are you not?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP

    DumbClassConfessions Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive because they had a feather falling enchantment on their boots. It was so epic, I couldn’t stop laughing!

    And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. I heard they throw parties every night with disco balls made out of diamonds. It’s like a llama rave, man!

    But wait, there’s more! I saw a player build a giant toilet out of pink wool and use it as a secret entrance to their base. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoCraftForMeLOL

    NoCraftForMeLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in every game you play? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a pro in no time, thanks to our secret potion of instant skill boost!

    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a unicorn? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom mods will have you laughing and crying tears of joy as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to meet famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve, Herobrine, and even Notch himself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper who just wants a hug (watch out for those explosions though)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP