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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5468 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!