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DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

Astronomy, astronomy discoveries, astronomy facts, celestial bodies, copernicus, earth revolves, EarthRevolve, galileo, Galileo Galilei, geocentrism, heliocentric model, heliocentrism, Minecraft, Nicolaus Copernicus, Orbit, Planets, Science, scientific revolution, Server, solar system, space exploration, Sun

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9716	Emeralds Found:	3697
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1704	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1456	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	88
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8219	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	219
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	649106	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?