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VestiaZetaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Emeralds Found:	10000
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where the only sus thing is how cute our Secret Agent Vestia Zeta is? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, cover songs, and even lore videos that will blow your mind (in a good way, of course). Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping beats to Zeta’s cute noises compilation. And don’t even get me started on the fan art – it’s like Picasso himself is playing Minecraft with us. So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only imposter is the one who hasn’t joined this server yet!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8730	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged you to a dance-off? Only on our server will you experience such absurdity and hilarity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Momma’sExOverFiance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Items Found:	4318	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation.

Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Oompa Loompa’s Death Song Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Oompa Loompas are singing about your epic fails! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. When you die, the Oompa Loompas will serenade you with a hilarious song about your mishaps in the game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience! So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to have your failures immortalized in song by the Oompa Loompas!

CraftyLovePeeves

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Items Found:	6658	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Tired of your significant other always getting mad at you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, join our server and we guarantee they’ll be too busy laughing at your hilarious builds to even notice you’re playing! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are actually the key to a happy relationship, so start mining now and watch the love bloom!

WarDrop Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	940	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! We got Hamas dropping demands like they dropping beats, asking for guarantees like they playing the lottery. But don’t worry, we got all the mediators you need to make sure your Minecraft war ends in style. So come on down and join the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a guaranteed good time on our server!

GazaCraft: No More Hamas

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8009	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hamster wheels for fun! forget about hamas, we got hamsters! our players are so cool they can make a hamster dance the macarena while juggling diamonds. plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a hamster cage. so hop on in and let’s get this hamster party started!

PixelNostalgia

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Animals Bred:	66
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

remember when you were a kid and all you wanted to do was play minecraft all day? well guess what, now you can do it as an adult on our epic server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

join us and relive your childhood dreams while also making new friends who share your love for blocky adventures. build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land and show off your skills in epic battles against other players.

who needs to daydream about the past when you can live it out in all its pixelated glory on our server? come join us and let your inner child run wild – just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

The Valley of Misfit Players

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	2 weeks old
Cheats	Disabled
Spawn	Building a city
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 2 weeks old.
Are cheats enabled?	No, cheats are disabled.
Can I earn achievements?	Yes, cheats are disabled so you can earn achievements.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking the link above.
How do I apply to join the realm?	There is a simple realm application with about 10 questions that you need to fill out to join.
Is there a risk of griefers on the server?	No, the realm application helps prevent griefers from joining.

Takeda’s Minecraft Server: Mortal MineKombat

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like Mortal Kombat meets Minecraft!

Join us and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches where you can use special moves and combos just like in Mortal Kombat. Want to summon a dragon to fight for you? No problem! Need to build a fortress to protect yourself from enemy attacks? We got you covered!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you reach the top of our leaderboard, you’ll be granted the power to summon Takeda himself to fight by your side. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a ninja warrior on your team?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate fusion of Mortal Kombat and Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.