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Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3719	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Towns Built:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Farms Harvested:	205

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	535806
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…

TankGirls Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anticipation, casual looking, Characters, comedy, fan favorites., girls und panzer, gup, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Momonga, next movie, obscure guppies, op, school girls, screen time, Sequel, Server, tank battles, TankGirls, three years

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Towns Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	4394
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a casual looking Momonga appears as the freaking OP and starts wreaking havoc on the server. But wait, there’s more! We have obscure guppies that need more screen time for the next Minecraft movie in three years. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!