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Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1602
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

DeutschCraft Minecraft Server

#BetaTester, anmelden, Benutzererfahrung, beta version, Bug melden, deutsch, DeutschCraft, Feedback geben, Fehler finden, Minecraft, neue Funktionen testen, Produkttest, Qualitätskontrolle, Server, Software testen, Testbericht, Testergebnisse, Testlauf, Testperson, Testphase, Testphase beitreten, Testumgebung, Verbesserungsvorschläge

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Buildings Constructed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crops Grown:	1936
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Willst du der coolste Betatester in der Geschichte von Minecraft werden? Dann melde dich jetzt an und erlebe die wildesten Abenteuer auf unserem Server! Wir haben Creeper, die Disco tanzen können, Endermen, die Zaubertricks vorführen und sogar Schweine, die fliegen können (ja, du hast richtig gehört, fliegende Schweine!). Aber das ist noch nicht alles – unser Server ist auch berühmt für seine legendären Schatzsuchen, bei denen du Diamanten, Gold und sogar verlorene Schätze aus vergangenen Welten finden kannst. Also worauf wartest du noch? Melde dich jetzt an und werde Teil dieser verrückten Minecraft-Welt!

CraftyFap Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Climax, CraftyFap, desire, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, FANTASY, fappy talky, fetishes, heating up, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	982	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1750
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to the most faptastic Minecraft server out there – /dft/! Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, on our server, you can post all about your wildest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session while playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hot, it’s literally heating up edition! We’ve got lava pits for you to jump into, fiery mobs to battle, and even a sauna where you can relax after a long day of mining and fapping.

So why wait? Join us on /dft/ and let your freak flag fly high in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want any creepers creeping where they shouldn’t be!

CookieCraftersXYZ

air fryer, Babysitting, baking, baking devices, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CookieCraftersXYZ, COOKIES, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, food preferences, nieces, oatmeal cranberry, parenting, peanut butter, relationships, Siblings, sisters

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5407	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	6809	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle sibling disputes with cookies! 🍪

👧 Picture this: Two nieces, Ann and Zoe, battling it out over peanut butter vs. oatmeal cranberry cookies. The drama, the suspense, the cookie cravings!

🔥 Join us for epic bake-offs, where the stakes are high and the cookies are higher. Will you choose Team Peanut Butter or Team Oatmeal Cranberry? The fate of the cookie kingdom is in your hands!

🐰 And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of pet rabbits and parrots to keep you company while you strategize your cookie conquest. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy cookie-filled world.

💥 So come on down to our server and let’s bake up some fun together. Who knows, you might just end up with a sweet victory (and a belly full of cookies)! 😉 #CookieWars #SiblingRivalry #MinecraftMadness

TuskCraft: No Griefing the Buffer Zone

asylum seekers, Belarus, border, border security, buffer, buffer zone, crisis management., cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, donald tusk, eastern europe, European Council, european union, foreign affairs, government policy, Griefing, international relations, migration crisis, Poland, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, security measures, TuskCraft, Zone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	9444
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Villages Defended:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a border with Belarus that’s so lit, even Donald Tusk is talking about it! we’re like, totally establishing a buffer zone to keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in.

our server is so wild, you’ll be dodging arrows and building forts like a pro in no time. plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make your head spin (literally, we have a mod for that).

seriously, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?).

UnchartedCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, ever wanted to explore a land where no human has ever set foot? Well, this server is the place for you! We got a whole chunk of land that’s untouched by mankind, full of mystery and adventure. Rumor has it that there are diamond mountains taller than the Eiffel Tower and caves deeper than your ex’s love for you. Join us and be the first to discover the secrets of this uncharted territory. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

PixelPurgeMC

air pollution monitoring, air quality, cardiovascular diseases, deaths, environmental health, fine particulate matter, global impact, health risks, particulate pollution, PixelPurgeMC, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution effects, Pollution impact, pollution prevention, pollution research, pollution statistics, pollution-related deaths, public health crisis, respiratory diseases, study

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MILLIONS OF DEATHS LINKED TO FINE PARTICULATE MATTER POLLUTION! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN BREATHE IN ALL THE POLLUTION YOU WANT WHILE BUILDING YOUR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE. WHO NEEDS CLEAN AIR ANYWAY? COME JOIN US FOR A KILLER TIME (LITERALLY)! 😂🤣🤪🔥🏰 #PollutionIsFun #BreathInTheToxins #MinecraftMadness

”PixelPals Minecraft Server”

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4549
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Emeralds Found:	8205	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Our server is home to a group of eccentric characters who will guide you through the wackiest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From Lia, the master of chaos, to Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced prankster, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the queen of explosions, and Eimi Isami, the fearless warrior who never backs down from a challenge. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun and mayhem. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Hulk’s Minecraft Server: Cryin’ Edition

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you a cancelled racist chud who needs a fresh start in a new virtual world? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to rebuild your reputation and make new friends (who hopefully aren’t cancelled too). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even redemption for your past mistakes. Who knows, you might even become the hero of our server and leave your cancelled past behind for good. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

WeddingCraft: No Mom + Stepdad Allowed

Allowed, childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, estranged family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family Support, family trauma, Father Figures, mom, mother-daughter relationships, no contact, parental abandonment, stepdad, toxic relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re escaping a toxic family situation? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t call you a slut and a whore for wearing shorts or joining a coding club. Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and boundaries, just like you did when you went no contact with your mom’s husband. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your bio father to your virtual wedding while leaving out the toxic family members – they’ll never know what hit them! So come join us and let’s build a better, more supportive community together. You won’t regret it!

CraftyRichFolk

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	181
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to make ends meet? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the wealthy players actually pay you to do their dirty work. That’s right, no more digging for hours on end just to afford a measly pickaxe. On our server, you’ll be living the high life, complete with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, all courtesy of your rich benefactors.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most bizarre and interesting sights you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, you’ll never run out of things to explore. And don’t even get us started on the talking pigs that offer valuable quests in exchange for rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the life of luxury you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew that working for the wealthy could be so much fun?