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Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8681	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	760
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	1447

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	1328	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	672	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6840	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	379	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!