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HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

BroLandLordzGoneWild

aita, bedroom sharing, boomer, BroLandLordzGoneWild, brother, Disgusting, family conflict, gen-x, housing market, illegal, judgemental, landlord scheme, ontario, personal space, privacy, pup tents, rental regulations., shared accommodations, shared bathroom, tenants, Wife

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Votes:	8956
Holy Grails Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

BlockyBoysGoneWrong

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

FossilCraft: Where History Fuels Progress

#sustainability, alternative energy, billions of years, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, energy sources, environmental impact, Extinction, Fossil Fuels, FossilCraft, Fuels, future generations, History, Humanity, innovation, Natural resources, Organisms, progress, renewable energy, Technology, TRILLIONS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.

imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.

this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.

GutCraft: Western Diet Woes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5151
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	132
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

yOu ever heard of a server that cures Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) and colorectal cancer? yA, that’s right, this server does that! jOin now and say goodbye to all your gut problems, cuz we got the best diet for ya! oUr gut microbiome is gonna be poppin’ on this server, so come on in and let’s get healthy together! 🥦🍇🥑🍉🥕🍓

Terrarealm Survival 1.21

claim system, Clans, Duels, Europe, Experience, Lands, market, Nations, play.terrarealm.net., Player Market, player-run, Pure, smp, Survival, Terrarealm, Version 1.21., war event, Wars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

We are back! And this time its going to be SMP styleclose to pure survival experience

INFOVersion: 1.21

Server Located in EuropeIP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

Features

PLAYERRUN MARKETInstead of admin store, there will be a player marketwhere players can create

Lands and Nations claim system, with sub claims. Also war event for nations to participate in

play.terrarealm.net

Blocktopia: where you can build, fight, and cause chaos! Join today for some pixelated mayhem!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	1038	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

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Welcome to Blocktopia Survival!

Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Join us on Blocktopia Survival, now running on version 1.21!

Server IP: blocktopiasurvival.de

Why Join Blocktopia Survival?

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)	Immerse yourself in our thriving community where you can build, explore, and survive together.
Anarchy Server	Experience the thrill of no rules, where creativity and chaos coexist. The world is your oyster – shape it as you see fit!
Active Community	Meet like-minded players, forge alliances, and make new friends.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events and challenges to test your skills and earn rewards.

Join Our Discord for a Chance to Win!

We’re hosting a special giveaway! By joining our Discord server, you enter for a chance to win 1 month of Discord Nitro. Don’t miss out on this fantastic opportunity to enhance your Discord experience.

Discord Server Link: [Join Now]()

What are you waiting for? Grab your gear, invite your friends, and dive into the chaos of Blocktopia Survival. We can’t wait to see you there!

Happy mining and good luck in the giveaway!

Blocktopia Survival Team

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Blocktopia Survival server?	Simply input the server IP `blocktopiasurvival.de` in your Minecraft client to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, as an Anarchy Server, griefing is allowed. However, excessive griefing may result in consequences.
Are there any rules in Blocktopia Survival?	Aside from following Minecraft’s standard rules, there are no additional rules in place. It’s a free-for-all world!
How can I participate in the Discord Nitro giveaway?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the giveaway channel to enter.

MediCraft Server: Get Your Dose of Fun!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where medical supplies are scarce and gas stations are closing down! On our server, you can build your own hospital and never run out of supplies because everything respawns magically. Plus, our gas stations never close, so you can drive around in your virtual car all day long without a care in the world. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to your boring reality!

Millennial vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

“Youth, attractiveness, beauty, Bitches, comparison, Confidence, cultural shift, DATING, Evolution, Generational, hot, millennial, Minecraft, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, social media, societal standards, trends, Zoomer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with zoomer bitches who couldn’t build a dirt hut to save their lives? Look no further, because our server is where all the hot millennial bitches hang out!

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your skills and impress all the millennial babes with your block-placing prowess. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with the latest in virtual reality technology, so you can actually feel the heat when you’re standing next to those pixelated hotties.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party, where the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are lit. Only the coolest players can find their way to this exclusive spot, so get ready to strut your stuff and party like it’s 1999.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the nostalgia of a time when millennial bitches ruled the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this blast from the past!