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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4448 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1245 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
But here’s the kicker, apparently, this server is actually built on top of a buried treasure that holds the key to unlocking a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s groomer’s sister’s boyfriend’s dentist who’s been there and seen it with his own eyes.
So, like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe, you totally gotta join this secret Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird. Like, weirder than a llama wearing a top hat kind of weird. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
