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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3078 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7427 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3111 |
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