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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1291 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 150 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4800 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!
Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!
But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!
