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Brit/pol/ – Minecraft Server: “At War With Creepers, And Losing” Edition

accusations, At War With China, brit/pol/, britpol, China, CREEPERS, Defence, Edition, Fabricated, free world, FREEDOMS, hacked, HUMAN RIGHTS, LOSING, malicious slanders., Minecraft, Panic, PREPARED, sanctions, Server, Sir Iain Duncan Smith, SKY NEWS, speak out, Tory MP, Trade, Upset, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even China is trying to hack it! That’s right, we are so popular that even Tory MPs are talking about us on the news. Join now and be part of the epic battle between us and China – who will come out on top? Will we defend our freedoms and human rights, or will China take over the server? Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join our server now and be a part of the madness! (Disclaimer: China hacking allegations are completely fabricated and purely for entertainment purposes)

BlockCam Minecraft Server

BLINDS, BlockCam, Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, Dogs, friendship, house sitting, housesitting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pet sitting, privacy, resolution, security camera, Server, stay at home mom, Surveillance, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	4852	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most thrilling experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re a stay at home mom, watching your friend’s dogs while they’re on vacation. But wait, there’s a twist! You discover a sneaky security camera in their house and now you’re caught in a whirlwind of mystery and suspense. Will you unplug the camera and risk the wrath of your friend? Or will you keep it plugged in and live on the edge?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and excitement. And remember, conflict is only fun when it’s in Minecraft!

CraftyConfessions

advice, Anonymity, Community, confession, CraftyConfessions, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, open up, Personal, Private, relationships, Reveal, Secrets, sharing, Support, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	764	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsessions with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who will grant you unlimited llama powers if you prove your loyalty by building the tallest llama tower in the land. So come on, spill your llama secrets and join us on the craziest llama-filled adventure of your life!

DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, Drones, FEARS, intelligence, Military, military defense, military technology, national security, nato, power, powerful weapons, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.

EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

Ads, caught up, companies, consumer preferences, data collection, data privacy, devices, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, filter, Listening, online tracking, Personalized Content, privacy, relevant ads, Server, Spoilerfree, spoilers, streaming, targeted advertising, Technology, television, watch

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	158	Crops Grown:	6396
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	294
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Votes:	494
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!