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CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Farms Harvested:	963
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2250

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	260
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4017	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	2353
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Star Shards Collected:	204

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ores Mined:	5839
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Votes:	8631
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!