malfunctioning system – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ManlyCraft SMP – €250,000 Fine For Calling This a Man

€250, 000 fine, activism, Calling, calling a man, cancel culture, controversy, Deutschland Uberallas, discrimination, Fine, freedom of speech, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet outrage, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, man, ManlyCraft, OliLondonTV, online harassment, smp, social justice, social media, Transgender, viral tweet

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the land of Deutschland Uberallas, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all mobs into friendly llamas.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Trust us, it’s a blast!

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RoomieLiesOut Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, alcohol, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, changing story, Confrontation, Drugs, freaked out, Gaslighting, guilt trip, kicking out, locked door, lying.., Minecraft, MONEY, RoomieLiesOut, roommate, Safety, Server, smoking, suspicious behavior, Trust, wet floor

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mystery and intrigue that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your door mysteriously swinging open on its own, only to find your roommate standing in the hallway like a shadowy figure. Will they claim they were in the bathroom, watching a video, or playing a game? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your roommate as they gaslight you into thinking you’re crazy for seeing what you saw. Will they use the classic “I must have blacked out” excuse or resort to peeing in a cup to avoid confrontation? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure that will have you kicking out roommates and questioning reality in no time!

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MineCraftyDebates2024

aggressive animals, allergic reactions, Animal Behavior, Ban, consequences, corporal punishment, dangerous behaviors, drunk driving, food tampering, MineCraftyDebates2024, Moderation, no violence, Parenting styles, property damage, property destruction, reddit, report reasons, rule 5, rules, violence, Zero Tolerance Policy

🌟🌈🎮 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! 🎮🌈🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join us! 😂

🚫 Rule #1: Don’t even think about mentioning violence! We take this rule VERY seriously. No more “gentle shoving” leading to “broad sword cutting” comments. We like to keep things peaceful and fun here. 🌸

🍔 Food tampering, aggressive animals, property damage, drunk driving, and even corporal punishment – all count as violence here! Mess with someone’s food and you might just face a life-threatening situation. And don’t even get us started on drunk driving – Google it if you need examples! 😂

🚫 What happens if you break the rules? Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence. Posts or comments hinting at violence will be removed faster than you can say “Minecraft.” And trying to sneak past our filters will earn you a ban quicker than you can say “creeper.” 💥

🦅👀 Oh, and did we mention our new rule #15? It’s not really a rule, but it’s in the FAQs. Because sometimes the devil’s in the details and the details are in the FAQ. Just trust us on this one. 😜

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with peace, fun, and maybe a little bit of chaos (but only the good kind)! See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮🚀

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BlockyRainbowPride

acceptance, BlockyRainbowPride, CHANGE, Community, compassion, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, experiences, Homophobia, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Open-mindedness, personal growth, self reflection, Support, tolerance, transformation, Understanding

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about boring old vanilla Minecraft again. Our server is filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns all the mobs into adorable kittens, a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a giant chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that all it took to change homophobes was a little bit of magic and a whole lot of fun?

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WhaleSpyCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal intelligence research, animal rights, animal welfare, cetacean, dead whale, environmental conservation, Hvaldimir, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, norway, ocean conservation, Server, spy whale, WhaleSpyCraft, wildlife

hey y’all join our epic minecraft server where we have a spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! he was found dead in norway but don’t worry, he lives on in our server as a ghost whale guiding players to hidden treasures and secret bases. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride on his back and explore the depths of the ocean like never before! come for the adventure, stay for the ghost whale shenanigans. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server out there!

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HamaCraft: Rescuing Hostages in Style

Conflict, extremist group, Hagari, HamaCraft, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage situation, hostages, hostages killed, idf, international news, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, murder, news headline, rescue, rescuing, Style, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the horrors of real life like hostages being murdered by hamas!! we got blocks to build ur own safe haven and mobs to fight off like u r a real life hero. join us now and save the day in a virtual world where u can be anything u want, except a hostage cuz that’s just not cool. so grab ur pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory!

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What is the IP for SB737 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, sb737, Server

SB737 is an English YouTube personality known for his family-friendly gaming content, primarily focused on Minecraft. With over 2 million subscribers, SB737 creates entertaining and engaging videos that appeal to a wide audience. His witty commentary and creative building skills have made him a popular figure in the Minecraft community.

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Lakehead SMP: As New As Your Mom’s Meatloaf, but with fewer secret ingredients

application, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Dragon.., Experience, Farming, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, ingredients, inspiration, Join, Lakehead, LIMITED, Meatloaf, Minecraft, moms, Open, secret, Server, Small, smp, tight-knit, Video

Lakehead SMP Server Overview

Description
I’ll make it quick! We all know how a regular old “Vanilla Hermitcraft-like SMP” goes: everyone gets stacked within a couple of days, beats the dragon, sets up shop. Two players dominate the entire server, and then the server dies along with that “two-week Minecraft” phase of those two players, leaving no room for actual gameplay for the rest of us who like farming wheat and building than beating the dragon.
Lakehead SMP is more of a chill and laid-back Minecraft server that takes inspiration from Hermitcraft where it actually matters, rather than just trying to be a copycat. We hope to provide the experience you get when watching those videos—a place where you don’t feel like the only goal of everyone around you is to build farms and kill others. A place more about actually having fun at the roots of the game instead of “completing it.”
If this sounds like something for you, join here and submit an application: https://discord.gg/R3DFChJRNc

FAQs

Question	Answer
When did the SMP server open?	The SMP just opened to its members today few hours ago! Join while you still can!
How many players will be added to the server?	We’re hoping to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added.

GoldDigger Minecraft Server

getting, GOLD, GoldDigger, Minecraft, Never, never getting, never getting that gold, Server, you are never getting, you are never getting that gold

Are you tired of endlessly searching for gold in Minecraft, only to have it snatched away by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-gold-stealing policy! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about someone swooping in and taking all your hard-earned loot. Join us and finally get that gold without any pesky thieves ruining your day!

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/MineGig SMP – Minecraft SMP Giggles

Bennett, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, friendlist, genshin impact, giggles, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, Mualani, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Web Event, Wiki, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sightseeing experience! With characters like Mualani, who will show you kindness and befriend you, and Kachina, who can do a shimmering dance of stone, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Version 5.0 is here, and it’s all about flowers resplendent on the sun-scorched sojourn. Trust us, you’ve never seen flowers like these before. And don’t even get us started on the web event “Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro!” It’s live until September 24, so don’t miss out on the fun.

Join now and you’ll have a chance to pull characters like Kaedehara Kazuha, Xinyan, and Bennett. Plus, our current weapon banner includes the Surf’s Up catalyst and the Freedom-Sworn sword. Who wouldn’t want to wield those in battle?

And if you need more incentive, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent. Just log in every day and claim your goodies. Oh, and don’t forget about the redeemable codes for Primogems. Just use codes like GENSHINGIFT and BlazeToNatlan to get your hands on some sweet rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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