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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3983 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 66 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian hellscape of the most overrated country on Earth! Join us and leave behind the tofu-dreg cities covered in neon lighting and advertising.
On our server, you can build your own epic creations without worrying about working in a cubicle or living in a tiny apartment. Say goodbye to living perpetually alone and hello to a community of fellow players who share your love for Minecraft.
Forget about stealing from China and White people, on our server, you can invent anything your heart desires. From towering castles to underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.
Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs anime and western gibs when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Don’t be irrelevant like the Phillipines, join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
