male self-gratification

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
BelieveItOrNotMC, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, debunked myths, false beliefs, funny beliefs, growing up, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions clarified, mistaken beliefs, myths debunked, naive beliefs, reality check, silly beliefs, smp, strange beliefs
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! So, like, when I was a kid, I totally thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a real-life diamond mine! Can you believe that? 😂 But, like, now I know that’s not true, but this server is still super cool and you should totally join because we have flying pigs and talking chickens! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on wacky adventures together! 🦄🌈🐷🐔💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ChildhoodDelusions #JoinUsNow

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New Server IP
BlockbusterPain
acute pain, Agony, back pain, BlockbusterPain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, injury, intense pain, migraines, muscle pain, nerve pain, pain management, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, Trauma, unbearable pain, worst pain
Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and epic battles. Who needs a spa day when you can experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a horde of zombies while trying to build your dream castle? Trust us, the pain will be totally worth it when you emerge victorious and covered in diamond armor. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our server!

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New Server IP
Sparkly Survival
age limit, application, ATTEND, Chill, commands, Community, Discord, Features, immature, Materials, Minecraft, Perks, Players, Ranks, released, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, sparkly, Staff, Survival, Systems, TOXIC
Sparkly Survival Server Overview
Server Name Sparkly Survival
Release Date 18th December 2024
Server Features

Player-ran diamond economy

10 ranks with perks/commands

Simple server with fun systems

Monthly resetting resource worlds
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join by submitting a short application about yourself through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/sparklymc.
Q: What is the server’s economy based on?
A: The server has a player-ran diamond economy where players trade and use diamonds as the main currency.
Q: Are there age restrictions to join the server?
A: While there isn’t a strict age limit, we do not accept immature applicants as we aim to maintain a friendly and welcoming community.
Q: How often do the resource worlds reset?
A: The resource worlds reset monthly to ensure there is a consistent availability of materials for players.
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New Server IP
The Balding Explorer 1.21
balding, balding acceptance, balding and relationships, balding confidence, balding emotions, balding humor, balding husband, balding impact on mood, balding insecurities, balding jokes, balding men, balding partner, balding remedies, balding self-esteem, balding solutions, balding stress, balding struggles, balding support, Explorer, hair loss, male pattern baldness
Yo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!
We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?
Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!

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New Server IP
Kissing Company Minecraft SMP
business idea, Company, curated collection, Entrepreneurship, female empowerment, female entrepreneurs, female-owned business, innovative business idea, kiss business, kiss for cash, kiss for hire, kiss for hire service, kiss for money, kiss for sale, kiss service, Kissing, kissing company, Minecraft, side hustle, Small Business, smp, Startup, unique business idea, women entrepreneurs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a kissing company! That’s right, for just $5, you can get a kiss from one of our hand-picked ladies in the game. And let me tell you, these virtual kisses are worth every penny!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!

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New Server IP
SnowGlobeSurprise
christmas, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, devastation, disagreement, family, fragile, gift, insistence, parenting, prediction, regret, second guessing, Shattered, snow globe, SnowGlobeSurprise, Stingy, Strict, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of snow globes and the devastation that comes with breaking them! Join us for a world where fragile items are cherished and protected (or not, depending on how good you are at not dropping them).
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.
Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).

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New Server IP
PublicPVPPrankster – Minecraft SMP
Assertiveness, awkward, Body language, Boundaries, bystander intervention, Communication, Confrontation, consent, flirtation, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Move, personal space, Public, PublicPVPPrankster, reaction, Respect, self defense, smp, social norms, societal expectations, UNCOMFORTABLE
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling creepers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but raw potatoes as weapons. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the forest and grants wishes to anyone who can find it.
So if you want to join a server where the sky is purple, the trees are made of candy, and the pigs wear top hats, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared to be attacked by flying squids and chased by dancing skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and the chance to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. See you there, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! #bestserverever #llamalove #potatowarriors

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New Server IP
PixelPurse
hidden treasures, PixelPurse, rare finds, unexpectedly valuable, valuable antiques, valuable artifacts, valuable collectibles, valuable commodities, valuable investments, valuable items, valuable items to buy, valuable items to collect, valuable items to invest in, valuable items to keep, valuable items to look for, valuable items to sell, valuable memorabilia, valuable objects, valuable possessions, Valuable resources
Have you ever thought that potatoes could be the key to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground potato farm that produces the rarest and most valuable potatoes in the entire Minecraft universe. Join our server and become the ultimate potato tycoon, selling your spuds for insane amounts of virtual cash!
But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet panda army that roams the server, ready to protect and serve their fearless leader (that’s you, by the way). Ride into battle on the back of a panda and conquer all who dare to challenge you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most potato-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

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New Server IP
EclipticPvP
Community, competitive, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, EclipticPvP, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Network, Payouts, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Season, Server, Skyblock
EclipticPvP Network Hey there! Looking for an amazing skyblock & factions experience? Well, look no further! EclipticPvP is the new upcoming network for the crossplay competitive scene!
Gamemodes Available: – Skyblock – Factions – Prisons – and more! $1,000+ Payouts Per Season
Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/qKX3dFhNsM
play.eclipticpvp.net

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New Server IP
Vaultcraft
Apply Here, building, Community, data packs, Donator Stores, Economy, Events, free, Griefing, HACKING, Map, Mods, Opinions, profit, rules, season two, shopping district, smp, stealing, Survival, VaultCraft
🛡️ Welcome to Vaultcraft!!! 🛡️
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▷ 🧉 Vaultcraft Lounge
▷ 📡 Official Website
▷ 🎞️ Instagram Account
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Who are we?
Vaultcraft is a non-pay to win server dedicated to providing the Vanilla Survival Multiplayer experience on a gorgeous 1.18 generated world. We are actively looking for new mature players that have interest in participating in the events of an exclusive long term community based world.
▷ Commitment to Vanilla-esk
Our server is considered 99% vanilla because it employ’s the use of data packs and mods to create the ultimate survival vanilla experience, some call this Vanilla PLUS. The chosen mods enhance the regular vanilla game instead of altering gameplay in any major way.
▷ Commitment to Community
Our community is small however it is always looking to expand. To help ensure players have a fair experience we have a few simple rules:
- No Hacking
- No Griefing
- No Stealing
Players are encouraged and allowed to express their opinions, which will be protected whilst one participates in this community.
▷ Commitment to Free
Unlike other servers, Vaultcraft is 100% free from any micro-transactions & donator stores. We will never attempt to generate any profit off our community.
Information:
▷ Season Two
The second season of Vaultcraft started on the 1st of October 2022. Season One ended prematurely due to a badly picked map which ultimately couldn’t be a “forever” world.
▷ Server Build
fabric_1.21.jar
▷ Spawn Shopping District
Our beautiful 1.18 generated spawn is transforming into our shopping district which is fueled by the diamond economy.
Interested in Vaultcraft? Apply Here!!!
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New Server IP

Server Name	Sparkly Survival
Release Date	18th December 2024
Server Features	Player-ran diamond economy 10 ranks with perks/commands Simple server with fun systems Monthly resetting resource worlds

🛡️ Welcome to Vaultcraft!!! 🛡️
____________________
▷ 🧉 Vaultcraft Lounge
▷ 📡 Official Website
▷ 🎞️ Instagram Account
____________________

Sparkly Survival Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What is the server’s economy based on?

Q: Are there age restrictions to join the server?

Q: How often do the resource worlds reset?

Who are we?

Information:

Interested in Vaultcraft? Apply Here!!!