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BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

No Bone Boner Land

anatomy, biology, Bone, boner, erection, Land, male anatomy, male arousal, male genitalia, male physiology, male reproductive organs, male reproductive system, male sexual anatomy, male sexual function, male sexual health, male sexual response, male sexual terminology, male sexuality, sexual arousal, Slang, slang terms, terminology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4420
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

Broncos Championship Inbound Minecraft SMP

back, broncos, celebration, Champions, Championship, COMEBACK, cucks, Denver Broncos, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, INBOUND, Minecraft, NFL, smp, sports, super bowl, TEAM, triumph, Victory, WIN

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava pit.

PixelmonZ

3d, Adventure, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, developers, dynamic events, Minecraft, new content, open world, Pixelmon, Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Server, Staff, unique gameplay, Veteran trainer

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to PixelmonZ, the ultimate Pixelmon experience! With tons of custom features and unique gameplay, PixelmonZ is the perfect place to catch and train your favorite Pokemon in a 3D open-world environment. Our server has a dedicated team of staff and developers who constantly update the server with new content, including custom ranks, unique quests, and dynamic events. Whether you’re a veteran Pokemon trainer or a Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ has something for everyone. Join us today and start your Pixelmon adventure!

play.pixelmonz.xyz:25571

Cuckold Craft Minecraft Server

alternative relationships, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Craft, cuckold, cuckold relationship, Desires, Exploration, family, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mother, open-minded, role playing, Server, sexual dynamics, taboo, Trust, Unconventional

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable? Join our server and get ready to explore a world where the craziest things can happen!

Picture this: you and your mom teaming up to take on creepers and zombies together. Who knew that a Minecraft server could bring families closer than ever before? Join us and see just how far you’re willing to go for the ultimate gaming experience!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you keep up with these speedy creatures as they race through obstacle courses and challenge you to keep up?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cuckoo situation with your mom that you never expected!

Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

2025, Biz, Bobo meme, date, end of an era, Farewell, forum, goodbye Bobo, internet culture, internet history, January 20, Meme culture, meme retirement, meme retirement announcement, meme retirement date., Minecraft, Official, Online Community, remember, retiring, smp, viral meme

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	243	Void Gems Collected:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5410	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Atlantic Ocean, Crafty, Minecraft, Ocean, ocean choice, ocean comparison, ocean debate, ocean decision, ocean decision making, ocean dilemma, Ocean Discovery, Ocean exploration, ocean geography, ocean inquiry, ocean options, ocean preference, ocean query, ocean question, ocean selection, ocean trivia, pacific ocean, Pacific vs Atlantic, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Farms Harvested:	973	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Votes:	3200	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.

Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.

So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

action films, big budget films, Billion Dollar Club, blockbuster, blockquotepCapeshit, box office success, capeshit, comic book adaptations, film, film stars., High Grossing Films, Hollywood, mainstream cinema, makes a billion, male actors, Men, Minecraft, popular genres, SMPpblockquote, Stars, straight white men, Straight.., successful movies, superhero movies, surprise hit, traditional casting, White, white actors

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Void Gems Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server

Alumn, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Galaxy, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, twitter, Winter Night Edition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	6726	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.

Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉

Cardcaptor Minecraft SMP Sakura Minecraft SMP thread

Adventure, Anime, Cardcaptor, Cardcaptor Sakura, Clow Cards, FANTASY, japanese animation, Keroberos, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Manga, Minecraft, romance, sakura, Sakura Kinomoto, smp, Syaoran Li, Thread, Tomoyo Daidouji

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Cardcaptor Sakura thread where you can capture and collect all the rare and powerful cards to become the ultimate cardcaptor!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Discord, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, update, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr5.TexRich.ru

Retro Xbox 360 Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Oh honey, if Xbox 360 is retro then this Minecraft server is practically ancient! But don’t worry, we’re not just any old server, we’re the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever come across. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!