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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2326 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?