one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.
another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.
if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!
we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!
our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic VTuber dance parties every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a virtual idol break it down in pixelated glory!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Symphoria Original Song “Crown US,” rumored to have magical powers that can turn your diamond armor into a disco ball. And don’t even get me started on the Solstice Original Song “Wild Things” – it’s so catchy, even creepers can’t resist dancing to it.
Plus, our Gens 1-3 Original Song “We Are Traveling” will take you on a musical journey through the Minecraft universe like never before. Trust me, you’ll be humming it while mining for diamonds in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join Sag Hex Edition today and become a part of the craziest, most VTuber-filled Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of Korean VTubers and unlock the power of the V&U agency!
Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.
And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!
So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!
Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!
imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.
so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.
IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS
| Map size | Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) |
|---|---|
| Render Distance | 10 Chunks |
| Gamemode | Hard |
| Griefing/PvP | Enabled |
| TnT/Carpet duping | Enabled |
| Netheroof | Enabled |
| Bedrock break | Enabled |
We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.
You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.
The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.
Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.
We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.
If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.
Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!