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Zoolander’s Minecraft Server – Where Male Modelling Meets Blocks

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Listen up, without joining our Minecraft server, block building wouldn’t be what it is today! Our server is so epic that even Derek Zoolander himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he built a pixel-perfect replica of his famous “Blue Steel” pose out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about the time when Steve from Minecraft challenged him to a build battle and Derek totally schooled him with his impeccable building skills. So if you want to reach male model levels of greatness in the world of Minecraft, then you better join our server ASAP!

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3592	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5049	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	7822
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchantments Applied:	299
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	9926	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

bizarre excuses, cold feet, family drama, last minute change of heart, love gone wrong, marriage mishaps, outlandish excuses, relationship drama, relationship issues, shocking revelations, strange circumstances, surprising revelations, unconventional reasons, unexpected reasons, unexpected turn of events, unusual situations, wedding cancelation, wedding disaster, wedding planning gone wrong, WeddingCraftGoneWild, wild wedding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	732105
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!

TVBedtimeAlarm3AM

3am, ALARM, ALERT, bedtime, childhood memories, comfort, digital age, emergency broadcast system, fear, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, generation, late night, Media, Nostalgia, Safety, Technology, Testing, TV, TVBedtimeAlarm3AM, waking up

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8358
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure madness and chaos! Imagine waking up in the game to a blaring alarm at 3am, but instead of the emergency broadcast system, it’s just a bunch of chickens clucking in your ear! And don’t even get me started on the TV – it’s always on, but instead of boring shows, it’s playing epic battles between giant creepers and tiny villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the zombies and skeletons have dance parties instead of attacking you. And the best part? The only way to survive is by building a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and unicorn tears. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

FriendFaceCraft

close relationships, cognitive abilities, Communication, Community Building, community development, emotional intelligence, Empathy, facial recognition, FriendFaceCraft, Human Connection, human connection studies, interpersonal relationships, personality type, relationship quality, sociability, social bonds, Social Cohesion, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social support, supportive relationships

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3687	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	669543
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your facial recognition skills actually matter? Yeah, we’re not kidding! On our server, the better you are at recognizing faces, the more supportive relationships you’ll have. It’s like, a whole new level of social bonding, man.

Imagine walking around the server and being able to instantly recognize all your friends’ faces. You’ll be like, the ultimate social butterfly, making connections left and right. And get this, it doesn’t matter what your personality is like – as long as you can spot a face from a mile away, you’re golden.

Join us and be part of a community that values human connection like never before. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep, right? So come on, hop on our server and show off your facial recognition skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it.