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IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	7022	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	103	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

access to healthcare, affordable care act, CraftyCare, Government, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, HealthQuest, insurance, opinion, Politics, public health, resistance, socialized medicine, united states, universal healthcare

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2053	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.

GazaGriefGone

gaza, gaza conflict, Gaza military operation, Gaza operation, GazaGriefGone, Hostage, hostage recovery, hostage situation, idf, IDF mission, IDF operation, IDF recovers body, Israeli defense forces, Maya Goren, Maya Goren body, Maya Goren hostage, Middle East conflict, military operation, military rescue, recovers body

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest adventures like rescuing hostages in gaza!!! u can be a hero just like the idf and save the day!!! build ur own base and defend it from evil mobs just like the idf defends israel!!! come join the fun and be a part of the action!!!

SchooledInFunMC

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, education, Exams, Experience, Friends, Fun, growing up, homework, learning, life lessons, Memories, Milestones, Nostalgia, realization, Routine, School, SchooledInFunMC, teachers, time flies

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	2134	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz dis place is LIT AF. like, imagine if school was actually FUN and u didn’t wanna skip a single day. dat’s what dis server is like, but BETTER.

we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.

so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?

BingeCraft: Stroke Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Stroke

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	7666
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW STUDY DAT SHOWS IF U DRINK LOTS U GET A STROKE BUT DONT WORRY U CAN STILL PLAY MINECRAFT AND HAVE FUN WITH US. WE GOT LOTS OF COOL STUFF LIKE DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF. JOIN US AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE STROKE OF LUCK LOL.

PickleMC

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Survival Multiplayer Custom Items Armours Quests Economy Community Server Experience Discord Adventure Exploration Building Redstone PvP Creative Mods Minigames Resources, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

PickleMc is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released our Survival Multiplayer which has an awesome new twist on Minecraft. This includes Custom Items, Armours, Quests and an economy!

PickleMc has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.picklemc.com

play.picklemc.com

Ghino Community

Adventure, bugs, Community, Crates, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Ghino Community, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, Kits, Leaderboards, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, opstartet, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Crops Grown:	8205	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Hello this is a new opstartet server give it a join and see if it is something for you any bugs og glitches talk to a staff member and it will be fixed fast as posibble Factions And Skyblock Are the currently server online! Crates leaderboards Kits We trying the best we can to make the server better!

194.182.23.38:25623

PolyCraft: Where Polyphemus crafts pixels and Heracles builds houses while avoiding dangerous square brackets in 1.21!

application, Avoiding, Brackets, Builds, Community, Crafts, Dangerous, data pack, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Food, Graves, Greylist, Heracles, Houses, Invisibility, Item Frames, Mature, pixels, Polycraft, POLYPHEMUS, previews, recipes, server ip, smp, Square, Survival, Treefeller, Vanilla, Waystone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4699
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	882
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Poly-Craft Server Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted	Yes
Mature	Yes
Map Started	6/26/2024

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invisible Item Frames
Structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/Shulker previews
Treefeller
Graves

Joining

Apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you will need to apply and get greylisted. Fill out the application form provided on the server website.

What are the server features?

The server offers various enhancements such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invisible Item Frames, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, Chest/Shulker previews, Treefeller, and Graves.

Is the server for mature players only?

Yes, the server is aimed at mature players who are looking for a friendly and active community to be a part of.

Can I chat with other players via Discord?

Yes, it is recommended to join the server’s Discord for better communication with other players.