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/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1776	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crops Grown:	9177
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9568
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Votes:	558	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8615
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

In the morning

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2637	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	170
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

play.rytale.net

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Game, Iceborne, Info, Kiranico, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, question.., Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Threads, trailers, vg play

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5318	New Chunks Explored:	476069
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Monster Hunter madness!

Imagine riding a Minecraft dragon while hunting down giant monsters like a boss. Our server is so epic that even the monsters are shaking in their boots (if they had boots, that is).

We’ve got crazy new features like riding a T-Rex into battle or taming a fire-breathing dragon to protect your base. And don’t even get me started on the loot – you’ll find diamonds, emeralds, and even rare Monster Hunter gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a whole new dimension filled with even more epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, bookworm, Fang board playlists, Fitgirl, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, melissa, MelissaMinecraftSMP, Previous thread, ShyBookwormMonday, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Mods, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.