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ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4876
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3651	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Star Shards Collected:	293
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5543	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Farms Harvested:	599	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	6836
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	9239
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!