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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4170 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5079 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 115 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
But beware, self-diagnosers will be rounded up and executed in 98% of cases. So step into our virtual office and let’s crack open some old Minecraft books. Have a seat, anon, and let’s explore the depths of personality disorders in a whole new blocky world.
And remember, if you ever feel like killing psychologists, beheading psychologists, or roundhouse kicking a psychologist into the concrete, then this is the SMP for you. Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you questioning your own sanity – in the best way possible!