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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4771 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 581 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.
