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CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1766	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2732
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	521982
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9605	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Animals Bred:	160	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	102	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	4769	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

block-game.life

Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

bed TP, Discord, Drinking, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, Java 1.20.6, Land Claim, no cheating, play.hotdogwater.dog, PvP, stealing, Surviving, Water

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Runes Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Vote for resets on Discord
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival?	Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
Are resets based on player votes?	Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
Is cheating or hacking allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server

CountryCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, best, Candidate, Country, CountryCraft, cultural representation, Diplomacy, diplomatic skills, Diversity, election, global perspective, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, national pride, national values, patriotism, political figure, public image, REPRESENTATIVE, Server, Unity

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8594

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we let YOU choose who represents your country! That’s right, forget about elections and campaigning, just build the biggest, most impressive structure and you’ll be crowned the leader of your nation! Want to see a llama as president? Done. How about a giant chicken as prime minister? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. Join now and show the world who truly deserves to lead!