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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4547 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).
We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?
So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!
