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MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	158	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Villages Defended:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	794554	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ores Mined:	8955
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	2100	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	3199
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6178	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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