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GelCraft: Meds & Mixins

atomic bonds, drug delivery, drug efficacy, drug formulation., drug safety, drug stability, GelCraft, healthcare innovation, high temperatures, Hydrogel, long term storage, medical technology, medication preservation, medication storage, meds, Mixins, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, protein-based drugs, SHAKING, shelf life extension, storage solutions, temperature control

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Votes:	6403
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like hydrogel for ur minecraft experience, preserving all da fun for WEEKS outside of a fridge! like, u can mix all da protein-based adventures with our hydrogels and keep all da atomic bonds of excitement safe from high temperatures or shaking. it’s like ur meds for boredom, but in minecraft form. join now for a prescription of FUN!

felixtime||Anarchy Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, felixtime, Minecraft, Server, Shop

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	443
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

The owner of the server “felixtimeAnarchy” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

g1.veroid.net:25570

Life’s a brew-tea on Java Survival, just add monsters and survival!

ADD, advertising, brewtea, BUILD, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom Plugins, exploits, HACKING, java, KIND, land protections, Language, legitimate experience, Lifes, Longevity, Minecraft, Monsters, multiplayer, Politics, Property, respectful, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5886	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mines Excavated:	1932
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Respectful communication is key in our community.
No politics or other controversial topics	We aim to keep the server a friendly environment for everyone.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	We value fair play and integrity.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ creations and belongings.
Do not build too close to other players	Give other players space to build and explore.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect go a long way in our community.
No advertising	We do not allow advertising of other servers or products.

Leopold’s Loot Minecraft Server

African colonization, African History, Belgian history, Belgian monarchy, Colonial exploitation, colonial violence, Colonialism, Congo atrocities, Congo Free State, Dark History, European imperialism, Genocide, historical atrocities, Historical revisionism, human rights abuses, King Leopold II, Leopoldian legacy, Leopolds, Loot, Minecraft, redpill, Rubber trade, Server, White savior complex

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you ready to dive deep into the twisted world of King Leopold II? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through history as we uncover the shocking truths about this infamous ruler.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn about King Leopold II, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against his ghostly minions in epic PvP battles. Can you defeat the ghost of the tyrant himself?

Join us on this crazy adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! Who knew learning about history could be this much fun?

PixelLove Minecraft Server

cinematic diversity, cultural diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, film criticism, film industry, inclusive casting, interracial love, interracial relationship, interracial romance, Minecraft, minority couples, mixed race couple, PixelLove, race in media, racial dynamics, Racial equality, racial representation, racial stereotypes, representation matters, Server, social commentary, societal norms

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a mixed race couple in a film – unexpected and totally awesome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a love story or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So why wait? Join now and experience the most unique and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

PaternalPurgeCraft

absentee father, aita, almost 4 year old, child support, child’s well-being, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody battles, emotional impact, family dynamics, family relationships, father involvement, father son bond, Fatherhood, neglect, parental responsibilities, paternal last name, PaternalPurgeCraft, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	974989

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking control of your destiny just like this mom took control of her son’s last name! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even some baby daddy issues.

Are you tired of deadbeat dads in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate absentee parents! Take charge like this mom did and remove any dead weight holding you back – whether it’s a last name or a player who never logs on.

Join us and create your own epic story, where you can build a world where deadbeat dads are a thing of the past and where you can forge your own path without anyone holding you back. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server

CraftyBuilders, easy mastery, effortless abilities, effortless mastery, effortless skills, inherent abilities, inherent gifts, inherent skills, inherent talents, innate gifts, innate talents, instinctive skills, instinctive talents, intuitive abilities, intuitive talents, Minecraft, natural abilities, natural aptitude, natural gifts, natural talents, Server, Skills, Talents

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you a master at building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Do you have a natural talent for trolling your friends with elaborate traps and pranks? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and show off your amazing skills in building the most ridiculous and outrageous creations you can think of. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most epic pranks and tricks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant maze, the laughs never stop on our server.

So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and let your creativity run wild! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.

TrumpCraft2020

America First, Benefits, conservative values, Country, deregulation, Economy, foreign relations, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, job creation, leadership, national security, policies, Politics, Support, SUPREME COURT, tax reform, trade deals, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave the real world behind as you explore vast landscapes, battle dangerous mobs, and team up with fellow players to create epic builds. And the best part? No politics allowed!

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing Trump brings to the table is a hilarious skin you can wear while you mine for resources. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft adventures!

CraftyCancerCure

cancer treatment, charitable organizations, childhood cancer, children, community support, CraftyCancerCure, fundraising, healing, Healthcare, Hope, international aid, life-saving treatment, medical care, medical expenses, medical travel, pediatric oncology, solidarity, support services, switzerland, treatment abroad, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

come join our minecraft server for a chance to save ukrainian children with cancer by playing virtual blocks!! every block you mine helps fund their treatment in switzerland!! become a hero in the virtual world and in real life!! build hospitals, raise money, and fight off evil mobs to save the day!! join now and make a difference, one block at a time!!

ButterCraft: The Land of No Cheaters, Just a Bunch of Eggs

bedrock, Beta, Bots, bugs, bunch, ButterCraft, Cheaters, Community, Discord, Economy, eggs, Features, Feedback, Help, java, Land, Network, Official Release, PvP, Staff, strategy, tutorial, update, Uptime

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6439

Minecraft Server Overview

Points	Description
Feature-Rich Modes	Provides a variety of feature-rich modes
Anti-Cheating Measures	Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly Community	A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s IP?	play.buddercraft.net
Are modded or pirated clients allowed?	No, they are strictly prohibited. Only certain specified mods listed are allowed, such as those for Badlion Client.
How strict is the server on cheating?	The server has a zero-tolerance policy for cheating of any kind. Any violations will result in a permanent ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	It is not required, but highly recommended for community engagement and updates.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, with updates typically applied within a week or two after a new release.