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Chilly Craft Minecraft Server

autumn, bench, chilly, cold weather, Cozy, Craft, darker earlier, evening strolls, getting colder, hot chocolate, Minecraft, no wan wan, outdoor activities, Relaxation, Romantic, sea front, Seaside, seasonal changes, Server, tfw, Walks, warm drinks, weather

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201
Farms Harvested:	331	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of the cold, dark days with no one to keep you warm? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and we’ll provide virtual hot chocolates and cozy bench seats for you to enjoy with your pixelated pet! Our server is so warm and inviting, you’ll forget all about the real world and its lack of cuddle buddies. Plus, rumor has it that our sea front views are so realistic, you might even feel a gentle ocean breeze as you build your sandcastle kingdom. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual warmth embrace you like a fluffy blanket made of pure pixel magic!

The West is so back Minecraft SMP

averted, COMEBACK, comeback trail, Crisis, Minecraft, Recovery, resurgence, Revival, smp, success, the west, triumph, turnaround, West, Western civilization, Western comeback, Western countries, Western crisis, western culture, Western nations, Western resurgence, western society, Western world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience the chaos of the Wild West, where cowboys and outlaws roam the land causing mayhem at every turn.

But don’t worry, the crisis has been averted thanks to our fearless leader, Sheriff Steve. He single-handedly defeated the evil bandit gang that was terrorizing the server, restoring peace and order to the land. Now you can explore the vast desert plains and build your own cowboy town without fear of being robbed by pesky bandits.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on this epic adventure in the Wild West. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way!

TowelTroubleCraft

#beard care, boundaries in relationships, cheesy eggs, cleanliness, Communication, dish towels, facial hygiene, germs, hot sauce, hygiene, kitchen cloths, kitchen etiquette, kitchen habits, kitchen hygiene, kitchen towels, Oils, personal grooming, personal hygiene, relationship boundaries, TowelTroubleCraft, washing habits

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for the most epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle against mythical creatures that will test your skills to the max.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even your beard will be in for a wild ride. Just like how J’s beard holds onto smells after meals, our server will hold onto your memories forever. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical towel that can wipe away all your worries (just don’t use it for dishes)!

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs soap when you have a world full of endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA, be a legend in our blocky universe!

PixelPainLand

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crops Grown:	4085
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8890	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punishment is just a fun little game of torture! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every wrong move could lead to a hilarious but painful consequence.

Imagine being chased by an army of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or being forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe while being serenaded by a chorus of creepers. Our punishments may seem harmless at first, but trust us, they will make you question your sanity and your will to live in the most entertaining way possible.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where getting pranked by a mischievous Enderman is considered a rite of passage, or where falling into a pit of lava is just a warm and toasty welcome? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PlanetBound Minecraft Server

#sustainability, anthropocene, Biodiversity loss, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, Deforestation, Earth, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global warming, Minecraft, overpopulation, Overshot, Planetary Boundaries, PlanetBound, Pollution, resource depletion, scientists, Server, Sustainable development, Warning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, listen up! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Earth has overshot key ‘planetary boundaries’? Scientists be warning us, but we be like, “Nah, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on this server!”

Join us if you want to experience crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle, finding diamond armor in a chicken coop, and building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. Our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our server and let’s show those scientists that Minecraft is the real key to saving the planet…or at least having a blast while trying!

GazaGenocideGoneWrong

Accountability, alleged genocide, delay request, Evidence, gaza, GazaGenocideGoneWrong, Genocide, human rights violation, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, international relations, Justice, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, Palestinian territories, refusal, south africa, Submission, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7304	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not?

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ahgren, Chat, decides, Gaming, lud, ludwig, ludwigahgren, Minecraft, Server, Stream

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	183
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	8673
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is widely considered one of the greatest composers in history. He was born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany and spent much of his career in Vienna, where he composed symphonies, chamber music, and piano sonatas. Beethoven’s music is known for its emotional depth and innovation, and his works continue to be staples of the classical music repertoire. He continued to compose despite losing his hearing, and his later works are particularly celebrated for their complexity and profound expression. Beethoven died in 1827, leaving behind a legacy of timeless music that continues to inspire and move audiences around the world.

What are Minecraft servers like United Lands ?

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to United Lands include:

1. EarthMC – This server also features a Towny-based Earth map with a 1:1000 scale. Players can create nations, develop economies, and engage in diplomacy and warfare.

2. EarthMC Civilization – Another Earth-based server with a focus on building civilizations, trading, and exploring a large map with custom biomes and structures.

3. Earth Craft – A Towny server set on a 1:1000 scale Earth map, with a variety of plugins and features to enhance the gameplay experience.

4. CraftYourTown – This server offers a Towny experience with custom features, events, and a strong community of players. Build your town, gather resources, and conquer the land in this immersive server.

5. EarthSMP – Explore a custom Earth map with unique biomes, structures, and challenges on this Towny-based server. Engage in politics, economics, and warfare to become the most powerful nation on the server.

Each of these servers provides a similar immersive experience to United Lands , with their own unique twists and features to keep players entertained. Check them out and see which one becomes your new favorite Minecraft server!

mc.unitedlands.org

BloodLineSMP

Adventure, alliances, battle, BloodLineSMP, Buying, Champions, Community Events, Cross-Play, Dynamic Combat, Exclusive Rewards, LifeSteal, Minecraft, player-driven economy, PvP, SELLING, Skyblock, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Tournaments, Trading

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with our LifeSteal Server, where every encounter can make or break your journey. In this thrilling PvP world, your life is the ultimate currency. Steal hearts from your enemies and fortify your own to climb the ranks and dominate the battlefield.

Features:

LifeSteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating opponents, and watch your enemies’ hearts diminish as you rise to power.

Dynamic PvP Combat: Test your skills in intense player-versus-player combat with a focus on strategy and survival.

Community Events: Join regular community events and tournaments to showcase your skills and earn exclusive rewards.

Player-Driven Economy: Trade, buy, and sell items in a player-driven economy to enhance your gameplay experience.

Join Us Today! Connect with fellow adventurers, build alliances, and battle for supremacy in a server where every heart counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate LifeSteal champion?

66.59.210.60

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, body acceptance, body positivity, Breaking Stereotypes, canonically hairy, Character development, embracing diversity, Female Characters, feminist representation, gender equality, Girl Power, inclusive representation, media representation, Minecraft, natural beauty., Party, positive messaging, pubic hair, realistic portrayal, realistic standards, self love, Server, Women empowerment, women’s bodies

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the characters are hairless down there? Look no further! Our server is home to girls who canonically have pubes! That’s right, no more unrealistic smooth skin for our female characters. Join us for a wild and hairy adventure through the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these pubescent princesses! So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of realism in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a hairy good time!