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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1196 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!