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CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

addiction recovery, brain health, cognitive enhancement, CraftyBrains, diamonds, Gaming, Happiness, healthy habits, lifestyle improvement, makes vidya fun, makes you enjoy life again, makes you quit porn, makes you smarter, mental clarity, Mining, motivation, personal development, Positive Change, productivity, self improvement, self-control, Smarter, well-being

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3257	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Crops Grown:	7379	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

Minecraft SMP: /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd SMP #2168

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Events, Furry, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, vrlg, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models and tech finds that will blow your mind. Need some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got custom PCS and LMS just for you. And don’t forget to check out our combo gesture expressions for some hilarious facial expressions based on your hand positions.

But wait, there’s more! Connect your Coom over IP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get wild with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shaders with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. Want some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? Check out our physbones tutorial for all your jiggly needs.

Join us for upcoming events like the SexOP template rentry and see where the fun takes you. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the virtual reality lewdness begin!

CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8036	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Love Letters Sent:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	5668
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Emeralds Found:	323
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Star Shards Collected:	185
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5693	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!