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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Star Shards Collected:	217	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9587
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

GFundMeCraft

bills, Boundaries, Cheap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial agreements, financial problems, financial responsibility, GFundMeCraft, Girlfriend, Gratitude, household expenses, joint account, Liar, living together, Money Matters, relationship issues, Rent, splitting bills, standing up for myself

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, determination, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, hobbies, love, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, physical health, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self-care, strength, support system

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	130	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Votes:	3976	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.