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Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	154
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Items Found:	7688

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8551	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mines Excavated:	2654
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	128	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X