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CraftySMP: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience! >visit website

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Crops Grown:	5452	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you jump through hoops just to join? Well, look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We only accept sign-ups through 3rd party social accounts because we believe in living life on the edge. Who needs emails when you can sign up with Google or Discord and join our crazy community of players who have all lost their minds in the best way possible? So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, cringe, Deceit, deceitful, divine destiny, End of the World, family betrayal, father murder, Fruit, fruit theft, loki, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythology, patricide, Revenge, smp, stolen inheritance, stolen power, sun god complex, thief, tragic, tragic destiny, Twisted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5525	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	6228

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because here, anything goes!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?

We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Beliefs, blocky, Cultural differences, culture, customs, Diversity, family, Family Values, interfaith, Jewish, love, Marriage, marriage traditions, Minecraft, reactions, relationships, Religion, Server, society, tolerance, Traditions, Unity

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

Celebrity Gossip, Commit, coping mechanisms, cyberbullying, depression, false accusations, harmful behavior, Henry, liam, Liam Payne, maya, Maya Henry, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Misandry, online harassment, Payne, Rumors, seeking help, self harm, smp, social media, SUICIDE, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, artist, Audience, BLOCK, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, Music, No. 88910059, ONLINE, Party, Performance, Popular, reaction, RICA, Server, social media, song, streaming, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	6559	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

African politics, Blazing, commie party, Corruption, deaths, Democracy, Dictatorship, Fire, Government, Lula, Minecraft, Mozambicans, Mozambique, Nyusi, opposition party, Political unrest, power struggle, power transition, PROTESTS, revolution, Riots, ruling party, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ores Mined:	2510	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

Happened, Minecraft, Server, yeah

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.

Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

aggressive tactics, Business, Competition, corporate warfare, cover, cutthroat, Defeat, ELIMINATION, hostile takeover, Industry, market domination, Minecraft, negotiations, nijiniggery, play nice, Rivalry, ruthless, smp, stomped, stomper, strategy, UNOFFICIALLY, Victory

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Votes:	7439

Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

back, back in action, Besties, bros, catching up, Excited, Friends, friendship, good times, Happy, kamala, Kamalabros, Long time no see, Memories, Minecraft, missed you, Nostalgia, old friends, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, Server, squad goals, together again

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Correct, error, Fallacy, false, Fault, Flawed, he wasn’t wrong, Inaccuracy, Incorrect, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misconception, misinterpretation, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, misunderstood, not right, right, smp, Truth, WASNT, wrong

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!