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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 583 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!