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GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5938
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

1. There, 10. straightforwardness, 11. assertiveness, 12. expression, 13. declaration, 14. statement, 15. conversation, 16. dialogue, 17. interpretation, 18. perception, 19. Understanding, 2. he said it, 20. perspective., 3. Stop spinning, 4. narratives, 5. communication, 6. honesty, 7. clarity, 8. directness, 9. truthfulness, CREEPERS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	197
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4304
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	154
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	206	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9565
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Votes:	699	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2006	Villages Defended:	20

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	8426
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!